I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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