i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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