He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Someone came in the potted fern
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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