Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Couch. On fire.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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