yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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