I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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