i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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