It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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