You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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