awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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