ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My balls are so social today.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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