Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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