Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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