Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We talked him into tasing himself.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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