She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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