please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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