I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Did I show you my penis last night?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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