she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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