If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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