Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just cut my nipple shaving
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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