My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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