my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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