I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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