I heard we made out
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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