Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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