I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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