We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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