The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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