I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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