Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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