Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
