i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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