we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
The air taste purple.
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