Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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