I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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