Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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