don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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