the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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