the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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