Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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