these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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