5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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