She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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