In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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