Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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