Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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