4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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