If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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