It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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