how can u be prego again
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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