just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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