Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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