He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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