Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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