You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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