she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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